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gamsee:

what do you mean i cant name my son dorito

because thats nacho son

petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

kingofconeyisland:

cash4gore:

protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”

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nihileigh:

When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?

Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.

billy-forsetti:

why is it that when dylan sprouse and calum hood had nudes leaked everyone praised how well they handled it and attacked those who leaked them, but when over 50 female celebrities have nudes leaked, the hacker responsible is called a ‘hero’ and the victims are called ‘sluts’ and ‘whores’

oh wait

i know why

I say suck my ass way too much

@DSprayberryFact 2.) At 7:00 am after waking up Dylan Sprayberry realized that 6hrs of sleep just wasn’t enough

supnoah:

when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they have had sex yet

johnthemod1:

THEY FUCKING WENT THERE.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

howthehoolychillz:

fixitfred:

fauxreal:

are you fuckin kidding me

I want one.

He tried so hard